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Officer good evenin', allow me to explain, the spectacle you see beside this road. Well it's been a long, hard day, and I have been the victim of circumstances beyond my control. Let me just assure you that I'm not a drinkin' man. I work hard to uphold the law. And those people in that other car, they're friends of my ex-wife, no matter what they told you they saw. The car was upside down when I got here. I left it right side up some time ago. Some kids drove by and poured somethin' all down my shirt, well it might have been tequila, I don't know. I just stepped into the woods for a midnight prayer, I don't know what went down while I was not here. That stop sign was on the hood when I bought the car, and the car was upside down when I got here. Officer my reputation speaks for itself, well I'm as innocent and gentle as a child. That fist fight with my mama, that was three months ago, I can't believe that's still on my file. Now a conscientious peace keeper such as yourself, must surely recognize an honest guy. And since most of my money goes to charitable causes, I can't afford a DWI. Yea the car was upside down when I got here. I left it right side up some time ago. Some kids drove by and poured somethin' all down my shirt, well it might have been tequila, I don't know. I stepped into the woods for a midnight prayer, yea I don't know what went down while I was not here. That stop sign was on the hood when I bought the car, and the car was upside down when I got here. No sir, I don't remember exactly how I broke my ribs, but the car was upside down when I got here. Please fill in the fields below and click SUBMIT to send it to your friend.
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