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Seein' double, livin' single Night club frustrated tryin' to mingle There's a girl dancin' over there She's got very fascinating hair But I can't work up the nerve to do my schpeel With my big foot stuck in my mouth I end up talkin' like a heel Cuz I'm a loser, not a schmoozer And a no luck in woman cruiser I'm a dog without a leash, a jigsaw puzzle lookin' for a piece I'm a kid without a toy, I am the world's forgotten boy Why can't I work up a silly nerve to talk no shit Like a square peg, stuck in a hole, I just don't fit Cuz I'm a loser, not a schmoozer And a no luck woman cruiser Not a wheeler or a dealer She's on a pedestal and I'm a kneeler I'm a loser and a boozer I'm a loser, not a schmoozer Never ever gonna be a chooser The prince of fools, the king of pain It's enough to drive a poor man insane I'm lookin' hard but I fear Another lonely night bartender gimme a beer Why do I even try, I get the same old line She said my boyfriend's much bigg than you I said what a waste of time Oh my God that girl just winked at me So I worked up my courage, feels like I'm gonna pee I said baby, she just froze She said did your mother dress you Where'd you get those clothes Please fill in the fields below and click SUBMIT to send it to your friend.
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