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Ho Ho Ho, so many christmas letters, so many wishes! Lucy wants a squeezy doll, Jimmy wants a moon rocket! This lists rather long! Yeh Hey now Santa I’m writin to you ‘cos theres a lotta cool shit I want I know I been naughty but cut me some slack Cos theres a lotta cool shit I want So here’s my list, so take its advice I want a solid gold Hollywood machine gun from the front A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns, I wanna see-through jump suit that fits me tight I want all of the Beatle’s copyrights I wanna drop Florida off the map I want Pamela Anderson’s speedo top Hey now Santa that’s my Christmas list Thats all the cool shit I want But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed Theres still a lotta cool shit I want So heres my list, take it’s advice I want a time machine and a BB gun I want a statue of Moby on the surface of the sun I want to party naked on a school bus full o’ nuns I want a bumper pool table and a robot... There you go Santa I’m sure you’ll agree That there’s a lotta cool shit I want I know I been naughty but I guarantee you that I deserve every single one So take my list, check it out twice I know I been naughty But life ain’t nice PS. I still-a need some more shit-a I want a diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt I want a cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt I want a magical slave that’s pulled by flying skunks I want, look at all the cool shit I want! Please fill in the fields below and click SUBMIT to send it to your friend.
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