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Maybe I'll get chicks if I play guitar! I'd jam on my bass, smile for the camera Scream my lungs out in chorus and stanza I'd rock my Old Navy, which I think is cool BUT I DON'T HAVE A MOHAWK LIKE TOFER MQUELL! Yeah! And now I know what it takes to be. A hit with the ladies. But seems so plain to see! It's so different to me! 100 pounds over and two strings to short. From dating a girl I deem worthy to court. I'm trying so hard that my hearts gonna burst. CAUSE I CAN'T GET A GIRLFRIEND UNLESS CHUBBY DATES HER FIRST! Yeah! And now I know what it takes to be. A hit with the ladies. But seems so plain to see! It's so different to me! GO! It's time to rip on Thomas Gun. I Can't decide on what about. Although this song is just for fun. He might get mad and slit my throat. I gotta be cool, I'm not willing to change. You say be yourself, well you must be deranged. If I must be an asshole to just get a chick. Well come over here sweetheart and SUCK ON MY DICK! YEAH! And now I know what it takes to be. A hit with the ladies. But that's definitely not me! Cause I don't play guitar you see! I don't play guitar you see! I-DON'T-PLAY-FUCKING-GUITAR! Please fill in the fields below and click SUBMIT to send it to your friend.
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