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It's a wonderful life It's a Wonderful Life is a wonderful movie, wonderful movie, it's a wonderful movie George Bailey is a little boy, he saves his brother's life His brother fell in a hole, in a hole in a hole in a hole So George Bailey got him out of the hole and then he bought him a whore Not really Ha ha ha ha ha So then... so then George Bailey gets attacked by his boss at the drugstore, 'cuz he was sellin' drugs to little children So then George Bailey likes Mary, and then he steals her bathrobe And then they're fuckin' in the bushes, fuckin' in the bushes So then George Bailey gets older, and his daddy dies, and he takes over his daddy's bank So George is the... the bank man And he takes his money and he puts it somewhere And he forgets where he puts it So he wants to kill himself, but then Clarence the angel comes down and shows George Bailey all these things What it'd be like if George Bailey killed himself And George Bailey says, I don't know if I want to kill myself... because I have a penis, and I like my penis And my wife has a vagina... I can put my penis in her vagina, and we can make babies And so they did 'Cuz boobies rule So they made some babies And George Bailey had a little girl, and then the little girl's like Don't die George Bailey, 'cuz you're my daddy and I love you And then Clarence the Angel... he ain't got no wings... So George Bailey helps him out So the little girl says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings So I'm gonna sit here and ring this bell for ten minutes And an angel better be gettin' its wings Aight I'm gonna tell you about a movie about a guy named Neon And there's this woman named Trinity, she's a hot little mama She said this isn't the real world He goes what the hell? What the hell you talkin' about But she's fine So he says hey I'll go with whatever you say mama, so I can get me some lovin' Oh yeah Next thing you know she left And I habphfandowax my jimmy I said oh crap Next thing you know I see this big black guy He's pretty cool though, he like gives me like this pill and it's like whoa man Next thing you know I'm bald and I got all kinds of crap stickin' outta me Brawangosheeeit oh sheeeit Spring a rumpdump shrimp Next thing you know I'm killin' these androids, I'm jumpin' in this car And next thing you know I jump inside and it explode like crazy Explode like crazy Next thing you know They go sheeeeit, we're not gonna mess with him So that's all I gotta say about that Ole Yeah Whuzzup Big Walrus Man up in da house I'm here to tell you about a movie named Saving Private Ryan, starring Tom Hanks Yeah... Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Yeah Okay, so Tom Hanks is a retarded guy Yeah, He's a retarded guy and he joins the Army Yeah, he joins the Army and he gets sent to 'Nam And it SUCKADICK It SUCKADICK It SUCKADICK because 'Nam sucks a dick Yeah And he's lookin' for this guy named Ryan, not Brian or Pryan, just Ryan And Please fill in the fields below and click SUBMIT to send it to your friend.
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