Adam Sandler Lyrics: Lunch Lady Land Lyrics

Adam Sandler - Lunch Lady Land

Woke up in the morning.

Put on my new plastic glove.

Served some re-heated salsbury steak

With a little slice of love.

Got no clue what the chicken pot pie

Is made of.

Just know everything's doing fine

Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, I wear this net on my head

'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.

I wear these brown orthopedic shoes

'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.

I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,

But there's no reason to shout.

Everybody gets enough food

Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, yesterday's meatloaf

Is today's sloppy joes

And my breath reaks of tuna

And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.

In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true.

Clouds made of carrots and peas.

Mountains built of shepherd's pie

And rivers made of macaroni and cheese.

But don't forget to return your trays

And try to ignore my gum disease.

No student can escape

The magic of Lunch Lady Land.

Oh..

Hogies and grinders.

Hogies and grinders.

Hogies and grinders.

Navy beans.

Navy beans.

Navy beans.

Hogies and grinders.

Hogies and grinders.

Navy beans.

Navy beans.

Meatloaf sandwich.

Sloppy joe.

Slop, sloppy joe.

Sloppy joe.

Slop, sloppy joe.

Come on.

Sloppy joe.

Slop, sloppy joe.

Yeah.

Sloppy joe.

Slop, *farting noise* joe.

Well, ah, dreamt one mornin'

That I woke up to see

All the pepperoni pizza

Was a-lookin' at me.

It screamed, "Why do you

Burn me and serve me up cold?"

I said, "I got the spatula,

Just do what you're told."

Then the liver and onions

Started joinin' the fight

And the chocolate pudding

Pushed me with all its might

And the chop juey slapped me

And it kicked me in the head.

"It's called revenge, Lunch Lady,"

Said the garlic bread.

I said, "What did I do to

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