Chris Rock - No Sex (in the champagne room)
Ladies and Gentlemen of the G.E.D. Class of 1999,
I have one piece of advice for you,
No matter what a stripper tells you,
There is no sex in the champagne room!
NONE!
Oh theres champange in the champagne room,
But you dont want champange.
You want sex,
And theres no sex in the champange room.
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside
But what about all those nigga's waitin outside with guns,
They know you ain't got one!
If a women tells you shes 20,
And looks 16, shes 12.
If she tells you shes 26,
And looks 26, she's damn near 40!
Take off that silly ass hat.
The ODB couldn't have possible commited all those crimes,
Coolio did some of that shit.
Young blackman if you go to the movie theater,
And someone steps on your foot,
Let it slide!
Why spend the next 20 years in jail
Cause someone smudged your puma!
Cornbread, Ain't nothin wrong with that!
No matter what you think of what I'm saying,
Remember this one thing:
There is no sex in the champagne room
[Gerald Lervert]
Uhh
No sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
Abosolety postively no sex in the champagne
[Chris Rock]
If a homeless person has a funny sign,
He hasn't been homeless for that long.
A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.
If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck you dick.
If a guy has a pireced tongue,
He'll probably suck you dick.
Heres a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius - your going die,
Capricorn - your going die,
Gemini - your going die twice,
Leo - your going die,
Scorpio - your going die fuckin.
No one go's to hooters for wings.
If you been dating a man for 4 months
And you haven't met any of his friends,
You are not his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you,
Some of the things I may have said may offened you.
But no matter who you are,
You must remember this one thing:
No matter what a stripper says,
There is no sex in the champagne room!
NONE!
[Gerald Lervert]
No sex in the champagne room
Said no sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
No no sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
Can't get none
Can't have none, naa
In the champagne room
Said theres absolutely postively
No sex in the champagne room
Say, no no ooow, said no ooow,
There ain't no sex
In the champagne room na na say na na
Can't Get None
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| Title:No Sex (in the champagne room)
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