Kevin Bloody Wilson - I Gave Up Wanking
I gave up wanking this mornin'
I never thought that I could,
I'm feeling better already,
Next time it might be for good.
When I first wanked I thought i was so clever
And all of my mates, they were mugs
Thought I was the first,
Bloke here on Earth, who'd ever played with his slack
It was my own little secret,
And I never told anyone
And the feelin' I got, the first time I shot
Was like cooks flying outta my bum
I'm givin up wanking tomorrow,
I never thought that I could
Then I won't get these bad head aches,
Then I'll be off it for good
I've wanked in some unlawfully places,
The shower, the beach and the pool, the dunny, the tram and the pictures,
And biology classes at school.
And once my grandmother caught me,
wanking meself in me room,
But to her suprise, I just shut my eyes and imagined her standin there nude.
I'm givin up wankin on tuesday
I never thought that I could
Then I won't squint like I do now,
Then I'll be off it for good.
My dad says it's gonna take will-power
There really is no easy trick,
I honestly thought I'd need surgery
To help get me hand off me dick
Me dad's been a great inspiration,
He's really been a great help,
He knows what I go through,
And just what to do,
Cause he gave it up yest-ee himself,
I'm givin up wankin next Frid-ee
I never thought that I could
And I'll throw away my thick glasses,
And then I'll be off it for good
So if you say you don't wank,
Your a lier,
And a fool if you say that you do,
So next time you see,
Prince Charles on TV
Remember he wanks himself too,
So I'm givin up wankin come Christmas,
I never thought that I could
And I'll sell me dog and me white pain,
And i'll throw away me dark glasses
And then I'll be off it for good,
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| Artist:
Kevin Bloody Wilson |
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| Title:I Gave Up Wanking
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| Submit by:Tim Booth
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