Ray Stevens Lyrics: The Blue Cyclone Lyrics

Ray Stevens - The Blue Cyclone

Chorus:
Blue Cyclone. He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known. He'll make you groan, he'll make you moan. He'll lay you prone and break your bones. Blue Cyclone. Blue Cyclone.

Recitation:
Well, i woke up in a hospital bed. Stars circlin' around my head. Plaster casts on just about every bone. But the doctor said i'd be just fine, these things just take a little time, and three weeks later he let me go back home. I layed in bed three weeks just thinking i believe i could've took him if i hadn't been drinkin' so the next time we meet i won't be on no binge. I hadn't been the same since we had that fight and i see that Cyclone in my dreams at night. I'll never be satisfied until i get revenge. The first thing my wife said when i got home was: "you better leave that Cyclone alone! You might not be so lucky next time!". So i said to her: "beg your pardon, ma'am, but it wasn't you that got body slammed." So i changed the subject 'cause i done made up my mind. I called up Bill and told him my plan and all he said was: "right on, man! i'd do the same dang thing if it'd been me. it all happened so quick when that car door slammed it must've broke something 'caused the door locks jammed. you was already down and he's gone time i got free. since you're thinking about taking him again i know two ol' boys who weigh 210. they'd way through hell just to fight a circle saw. they both lift weights so you know they're mean and the four of us will make a heck of a team. we might not win but we'd darn sure fight to a draw!" Well, we talked it over and they said they was willing. They'd stop at nothing short of a killing. He said: "hoss, we'll back you as long as you want to fight". So we all went down to the hammerlock bar, the place where all the wrestling stars hung out after the matches every Wednesday night. We got there early the following week, got a table where we could see the street and we waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door. After a while he finally appeared and set down at the bat and ordered a beer and he ba

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