Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis
dear penis,
i don't think i like you anymore
you used to watch me shave,
now all u do is stare at the floor.
oh dear penis,
i dont like you anymore
it used to be u and me,
a paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
thats all we needed to get by.
now it seems things have changed,
i think that your the one to blame.
dear penis,
i dont like u anymore
now he sings,
dear rodney,
i dont think i like u anymore,
'cause when u get to drinkin
you put me places ive never been before.
dear rodney,
i dont like u anymore.
why cant we just get a grip,
on our man to hand relationship.
come to terms with truly how we feel.
if we put our heads together,
we'd just stay home forever,
dear penis,
i think a like you after all.
oh and rodney,
while yer shavin,
shave my balls
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| Artist:
Rodney Carrington |
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| Title:Dear Penis
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