Chorus:
Bartenders, barstools and barmaids
A jukebox and a pocketful of change
Just a few of my favorite things
Bartenders, barstools and barmaids

Bartenders listen when you talk
Barstools are there when you can't walk
And I'll always make a waitress my best friend
Until the music stops and closin' time begins

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Outside lies a heart that's been broke
But in here it's a world of song and smoke
That way my eyes and ears can lie to me
While I drink another shot of make believe

(Repeat Chorus)

Bartenders, barstools and barmaids