Red lights flashing in my living room
Friends and family playing with the zoom
I have seen this all before
Monkeys rolling through the swinging door
Buying, selling candy to the whores
I don't really like this anymore

Mr. Ridiculous

Indigestion stings the throat
She gave a glowjob to a goat
Aids is no reason to gloat
Why carry oil on a boat?

Mr. Ridiculous

(lead)

Eat the rich and use a little sauce
Look to the north you'll find the moss
The tiger really thinks he's boss
Don't make the loud people angry

Mr. Ridiculous