Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.
A young man's fancy and an old man's dream.
I'm self raising and I flower in her company.
Give me no sugar without her cream.

She's a warm fart at Christmas.
She's a breath of champagne on sparkling night.
Yes'n' she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.
Turns other women to envious green.
Yes'n' she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.
She's a young man's vision in my old man's dream.