Lost my job, came home mad
Got a hug and a kiss and thats too bad
She said I can go to work until you find another job
I thought I like the sound of that
Watch TV and take long naps
Go from a hardworking dad to being mr.mom

Well
Pampers melt in a maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast at six, naps at nine
Theres bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
It's been crazy all day long
and it's only Monday mr.mom

Football,soccer and ballet
Squeeze in scouts and PTA
And theres that shopping list she left thats seven pages long
How much smoke can one stove make
The kids wont eat my charcoal cake
it's more than any maid can take
Being mr.mom

Well
Pampers melt in a maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time
Breakfast at six, naps at nine
theres bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and its only monday mr.mom

Before i fall in bed tonight
if the dog didn't eat the classifides
i'm gonna look just one more time

'cause
pampers melt in a maytag dryer
crayons go up one drawer higher
rewind barney for the eighteenth time
breakfast at six, naps at nine
theres bubble gum in the baby's hair
sweet potatos in my lazy chair
been crazy all day long
oh
been crazy all day long
and its only monday mr.mom

balancin checkbooks, jugglin' bills
thought there was nothin to it
baby,now i know how you feel
what i dont know
is how you do it

(honey, your my hero)