Slap my baby on the
make it happy
slap my baby on the
make it fun
slap my baby on the
make it happy
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun

well I'm going to the grocery
on the corner
for to buy me a coke and some gum
well I'm going to the grocery
on the corner
I'm a drinking, chewing son-of-a-gun

well I whistle when I'm walking
in the summer
well I whistle in the spring
and the fall
well I whistle when I'm walking
in the winter
or else I don't go walking at all

you know I wake up early
in the morning
you know I work until my day is done
you know when I come home late
in the eveving
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun