All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front TeethArtist: Spike Jones and His City SlickersPeaked at # 1 in 1949 and, upon re-release # 18 in 1950<Entire song is done in a falsetto little boy's voice and on most sibilant "S"'s, a "whistling" sound is heard, much as would be emitted by one lacking his two front teeth. That sound is represented below as simply "<S>" >SPOKEN INTRO:'twas the night before Christmas and all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouseSuddenly I heard a strange noise down belowSo, in my flannel pajamas I went tippy-toeI could see old Saint Nick from the spot where I stoodSo I slid down the banister just as fast as I could <descending slide whistle and crash>SUNG:All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth <S>My two front teeth, <S>ee, my two front teeth <S>?Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth <S>Then I could wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S> It seems so long since I could say "<S>ister<S>uzy <S>itting on a thi<S>tle <three attempts to sound it correctly> Every time I try to <S>peak Huh, all I do is whi<S>tle <s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s>All I want for Christmas is my two front teethMy two front teeth <S>ee my two front teeth <S>? <two more attempts to sound it correctly>Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth Then I could wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S><Honking of "antique auto-type horn and musical (Hah!) instrumental interlude begins with "Jingle Bells" with background whistling and a kazoo <following one verse of "Jingle Bells", in quick succession: tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!""Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch> tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!""Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch> horse whinny and a sneeze"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch> horse whinny and a sneeze"Jingle Bel