Entire song is done in a falsetto little boy's voice and on most sibilant "S"'s, a "whistling" sound is heard, much as would be emitted by one lacking his two front teeth.

SPOKEN INTRO:

'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below

So, in my flannel pajamas I went tippy-toe

I could see old Saint Nick from the spot where I stood

So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could


SUNG:

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth, See, my two front teeth ?

Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth

Then I could wish you Merry ChriStmas


It seems so long since I could say

"Sister Suzy Sitting on a thiStle

Every time I try to Speak

Huh, all I do is whiStle


All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth See my two front teeth ?

Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth

Then I could wish you Merry ChriStmas


tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"

"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse

tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"

"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse

horse whinny and a sneeze

"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse

horse whinny and a sneeze

"Jingle Bells" completes its verse


SPOKEN:

Good old Santa Claus and all his reindeer

Huh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candy

Gee, but, but now when I go out and call "Dancer, Prancer, Donnner and Blitzen"

None of 'em can underStand me

cries

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth, See my two front teeth?

two more attempts to sound it correctly

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

So I can wish you Merry ChriStmas

ChriStmas, ChriStmas

Aww, for goodness sakes

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!