It's last call it's 2 AM
One more drink then I'll hit the bed
The day I can't do my job drunk
Is the day I turn in my badge and gun

Go home.. go home bar fly

Sweating bullets, can't get any sleep
Go into the kitchen, find something to eat
Drop some Alkaseltzer and watch it fizz
POP! POP! Oh, what a relief it is..

Go home.. go home bar fly

Take it steve!

Turn the channels and nothings on
Just kids on COPS and they're breaking the law
It's 4AM and I'm still awake
Nothing left to regulate

Go home.. go home bar fly

Just go home!